when girls are on their period
- Girl: Hey can you check for me?
- Friend: Yeah walk in front of me.
- *looks at butt*
- Friend: Nope, you're good.
- My supervisor accidentally wrote my name as 'Sarah' instead of 'Sera' and my favourite gay guy that works with me, his last name is Sarah.
- Me: Kyle, I guess you're cleaning tonight.
- Kyle: You can fuck right off with your cleaning.
- Me: Wanna say that to my fist?
- Kyle: Depends where that fist is going 'coz I might be having a good time tonight.
- Me: You're disgusting...
Day 179: how did you spend your last birthday?
I celebrated my boyfriend’s brother’s 2nd birthday with his whole family and a few friends. Then I went to Gina’s house and had a few drinks with her. I never really celebrate my own birthday, I hate it.
Day 178: a goal you have this weekend
- Try to start attending church again
- See my boy biffle